Take your shot, no matter how bad your aim may be.
The Difference
Old Store: “Here is your 10 year pin.”
New Store: Surrounded by all department and store management “Congratulations Matt! You have worked 11 years with the company! We are thankful for all the hard work you have put into the store since you joined our team!” (handshakes all around)
How did I last two years at the old store?
And who is the idiot?
“I want to be a part of history,” Sheen fan Jeff Rezek told CNN as he stood in front of the theater trying to hock the second ticket neither his wife nor his son would take. “I missed Woodstock and I wanted to be here.
“I’m going to see Charlie because I feel for the next 20 years I could say, ‘I was there.’ And I’m willing to see what he has to say,” Rezek said.
Rezek suggested the Sheen tour was a good career move for an actor currently without a regular gig. Last month Warner Bros. fired Sheen from Rezek’s favorite show, “Two and a Half Men,” at the end of a long-running and highly public rant by Sheen against the producers of the television sitcom.
Rezek said he thinks Sheen decided to go on tour after the actor “finally woke up that he has to prove to the world that he’s not an idiot, he’s not a dope addict.”
- Comparing Sheen’s “tour” with a defining cultural moment like Woodstock makes you look like an idiot.
- 20 years from now when Sheen has been six feet under for most of that time, is saying “I was there” something to be proud of?
- Is it a good career move to be fired from a multi-million dollar show and try to stay relevant by staging a train wreck of a show for your “adoring fans”?
Things I won’t miss
Asshole taxi drivers
Junkies
Bottle return scumbags
Racism
Disrespect for personal and private property
The bus stop
The guy from the psych center
The “I’m depressed that my brother died two years ago and cant work even though I arrived at the store 3 hours before my shift and showed no signs of depression” excuse
Farm lot 32
Vast amounts of trash
Micro management
“I have a bad home life so I won’t move quickly when doing my job”
“do you have any gloves? I forgot mine at home.”
Checking the employee lockers for missing gloves, jackets and sweatshirts
People not putting their bikes in the bike rack and parking them in the vestibule because “this bike costs $1000 but I don’t have a bike chain for my expensive bike”
Buffalo State students
Weed wacking behind the stockade fence
BET on the breakroom television
Leadfoot
Cart theft
“this mart cart is dead”
The security guard telling me all his sexual exploits
Broken down/second hand shopping carts
Theft
Deep Thought
What’s the deal with Captain EO? Looking all like Michael Jackson and stuff.
