August 2011
2 posts
Take your shot, no matter how bad your aim may be.
May 2011
1 post
"It all changes"
Yep. Changes for the better.
April 2011
2 posts
The Difference
Old Store: “Here is your 10 year pin.”
New Store: Surrounded by all department and store management “Congratulations Matt! You have worked 11 years with the company! We are thankful for all the hard work you have put into the store since you joined our team!” (handshakes all around)
How did I last two years at the old store?
And who is the idiot?
From this article on CNN.
“I want to be a part of history,” Sheen fan Jeff Rezek told CNN as he stood in front of the theater trying to hock the second ticket neither his wife nor his son would take. “I missed Woodstock and I wanted to be here.
“I’m going to see Charlie because I feel for the next 20 years I could say, ‘I was there.’ And I’m...
March 2011
1 post
Things I won't miss
Asshole taxi drivers
Junkies
Bottle return scumbags
Racism
Disrespect for personal and private property
The bus stop
The guy from the psych center
The “I’m depressed that my brother died two years ago and cant work even though I arrived at the store 3 hours before my shift and showed no signs of depression” excuse
Farm lot 32
Vast amounts of trash
Micro...
January 2011
2 posts
1 tag
Deep Thought
What’s the deal with Captain EO? Looking all like Michael Jackson and stuff.
wha?
Hey look! A new post that isn’t a picture of the cats.
November 2010
1 post
Buster, in a laundry basket, basking in the...
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June 2010
1 post
Our lighthouse
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May 2010
5 posts
Contemporary beach
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Beach
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WDW 2010 Epcot
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WDW 2010
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Porch
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March 2010
3 posts
Birds?
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Untitled
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January 2010
4 posts
Twisted Noodle
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Moving laundry?
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Armrest Buster
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2010
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December 2009
3 posts
About to go insane....
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Gingerbread men!
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Becky Xmas gift!
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November 2009
3 posts
Turkeys in the yard on Thanksgiving!
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Playing in the tub.
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October 2009
6 posts
Noodle Shadow
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Posing.
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Noodle and I running Dead Mines
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http://lifehacker.com/tag/featured-workspace/ →
I am obsessed with Lifehacker’s Featured Workspaces.
Are we truly free?
World of Warcat
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September 2009
15 posts
Lizard stalking spider on windshield 2009
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Squirms!
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Really Douche?
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Of you are a fan of Fringe, the show returns this Thursday.
Woo Hoo I now have a Morgage!
So who is this Kayne guy you speak of?
The new twomodernmonkeys.com is live. And yes, I posted a picture of Noodle as a test.
What are these VMAs you speak of?
We now own a home!
Lounging Noodle
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